Let’s talk about riding 15+ miles with a bike seat in your hoo-haa…and nothing BETWEEN your bike seat and hoo-haa except a thin layer of athletic material. Now let’s talk about that same scenario, except wearing THESE babies:
Those are, of course, inside-out to show detail. Kinda like how cereal boxes show the crispiest most non-soggiest cereal-in-milk photos ever, then in fine print you read “enlarged to show detail.” Hello, sewn-in maxi pad!
They are also NOT flattering from the front. They sit way high up on my hips, just like granny panties:
They are also NOT flattering from the front. They sit way high up on my hips, just like granny panties:
But they doooo contain butt padding, so one would think…junk in the trunk…okay this might work. Not.
Hiney is as flat as a pancake. Most deceptive tri-gear item to date:
Hiney is as flat as a pancake. Most deceptive tri-gear item to date:
But nevertheless, these are my new friends. My bruised crotchal has healed since the days of riding in my day-to-day athletic wear, and I’m back to being a woman again. You may not be flattering, little padded shorts, but you are my lifesaver. And by lifesaver, I mean hoo-haa saver.